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Unfortunate Cooking

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Exclusive: The Esme Squalor Interview

Lynley Jones

The Daily Punctilio’s exclusive interview with Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city’s 6th most important financial advisor. She shares her innest recipe and introduces us to a handsome foreign auctioneer named Gunther.

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A Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets

Lynley Jones

This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.

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A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Messy Middle

Lynley Jones

Season 2 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 5-9, and the ill-conceived second season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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Follow A Series of Unfortunate Recipes

Lynley Jones

If you are not currently wearing an elaborate disguise that prevents you from eating, you may enjoy these recipes from my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans' true culinary history. Come for the delicious food; stay for the terrible story.

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Lake Lachrymose Cooking School

Lynley Jones

This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.

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